The Bogeyman; Most Revolting Egg Separator Ever


Wanna see the most disgusting way to separate your egg yolks from your egg whites, introducing, The Bogeyman, A ceramic coffee mug-looking device that allows you to easily separate your egg whites from the yolks by straining it through his nostrils.

Disgusting it may seem, but there’s just something quite satisfying about watching the goopy egg whites slowly make their way through his nostrils. You almost get that same refreshing feeling after emptying your own nostrils while you have a plugged-up nose.

How to use the snot-nosed egg white separator? Just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes.

The booger egg white separator is creepily shaped like an old man with a giant nose to make it even weirder than it already is. Better yet, the old man’s nose is red so that it looks like he has a cold which makes his snot even more similar to mucus.

Inside of the bogeyman egg white separator is small holes in the man’s nose that are large enough to allow the egg whites to come out, but not large enough to allow the egg yolks to come out.

You can get this atrocity on Amazon, Would be a great gift idea!

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